Archive for September, 2009

Announcement: My Biography of John Paul I

In commemoration of the 31st anniversary of Pope John Paul I, I’ve decided to make an official announcement here: I will soon be publishing the biography of him that I’ve been writing for some 25 years. The tentative title is On Wings of Hope: The Life of Pope John Paul I. I also expect to publish it through my own company, though that might change if there’s any interest from a major publisher.

I’m writing largely because many people have been asking me about my plans for the book. I’m happy that there is so much interest. However, I haven’t completely finished writing it, and the editing process will take some time. But I expect to begin serious work on it around the end of this year, after I’ve finished the St. Elizabeth documentary. Keep coming back here for more news.

Happy birthday in heaven, dear Papa Luciani. Santo subito!

Will the real Pope John Paul Please Stand up (Part III)

Here, on the 31st anniversary of John Paul I’s death, is my last post in this series. Don forget to check out my Investigation of the Death of Pope John Paul I as well. My apologies for the lack of greater documentation here; I desperately wanted to get this up today and had very little time.

So it’s clear that the Vatican didn’t snatch up all copies of Luciani’s writings and lock them up in the Vatican archives. But didn’t it massively censor his writings as Pope?

As I’ve said, the idea that the Vatican can and does censor and hush up everything and anything is a widespread assumption. It’s catnip to conspiracy theorists, especially those who hate the Church. These people wildly exaggerate the power of the Vatican. Still, the Vatican Press Office and other papal spokespeople do have some power over the way the Pope’s thoughts are presented to the world. But this is also overblown.

Take a recent one: the controversy over the Vatican press spokesman trying to soften Pope Benedict’s speech about condoms on the plane to Africa. But this was only a matter of a few words, and there was certainly no radical change in meaning. And these things were all noticed and commented about instantly, and incessantly in the press! Certainly if anything on the scale that Yallop, Gregoire and others suggest had taken place with John Paul I, it would have become known right away. But no one at the time reported the Vatican massively altering or withholding John Paul I’s remarks; the few things that did take place were of another order entirely, as I’ll explain later. But first let’s examine the falsehoods that have been put forward.

A cover-up on birth control?

One of the main contentions is that the Vatican not only locked up Luciani’s previous writings, but carried out a disinformation campaign downplaying his earlier stance on birth control after he became Pope. David Yallop started this, but other writers have taken it up.

The background for this is this: In the spring of 1968, after the papal birth control commission had completed its work, Pope Paul was somewhat dissatisfied with the results. He asked Cardinal Urbani, the then Patriarch of Venice, and the Bishops of the Veneto (Luciani among them) to provide him with their opinion on the subject. After they discussed the matter at a meeting, Luciani drafted the document on behalf of the other bishops, and it was sent to the Pope. It did not reflect just his own ideas, but those of the other bishops as well. The document’s exact contents are not known because it has never been published, but it was never intended to be published. It was for the Pope’s eyes only. (Some informed opinion about its contents is available, but I prefer to reserve discussion of that to my forthcoming biography of John Paul I). Later on, that summer, when Cardinal Urbani visited the Pope, Paul had expressed admiration for the document, and Urbani told him Luciani had written it (1)

When Luciani was elected Pope himself, Henri de Riedmatten, who had been secretary to the papal commission on birth control, refuted widespread press reports that Luciani had served on Pope Paul’s birth control commission. This is true — he never served on the commission. Riedmatten also denied the reports that Luciani had written a letter to Paul VI on the subject, saying that he would have known if the Pope had received such a letter. David Yallop wrote about this:

This sort of denial is characteristic of the duplicity that abounds in the Curia. The Luciani document went to Rome via Cardinal Urbani and therefore bore the cardinal’s signature. To deny that there existed a document actually signed by Luciani is technically correct. To deny that Luciani on behalf of his fellow bishops in the Veneto region had forwarded such a document to the Pope, was an iniquitous lie. (2).

This statement is typical of Yallop’s hyperbole, as well as his misunderstanding of the Church; here he misunderstands the way documents of episcopal conferences are written. They don’t usually indicate who actually drafts them. If the document bore only the cardinal’s signature, (or even the signature of Luciani along with those of Cardinal Urbani all the other bishops), then how could de Riedmatten have known that Luciani had done the writing? In fact, it seems that Pope Paul himself did not even know this until Cardinal Urbani told him. Does Yallop really expect Church officials to be clairvoyant? Riedmatten’s purpose in speaking was to clear up false rumors in the press (a full-time job for someone who wants to take it on) and he did clear up some falsehoods. In the case of the document of the Veneto commission, he seems merely not to have had the proper information his disposal, and was probably confused because the press had spoken of a letter rather than an official document of an episcopal conference — but that is not “duplicity.”

Censoring the Wednesday audiences?

Yallop made a big deal out of how L’Osservatore Romano supposedly censored the texts of John Paul I’s Wednesday audiences. It is true that some of the things John Paul said at his audiences were not in the official texts of his talks, but that is because the Pope added these remarks to the prepared texts as he spoke, or changed the prepared text, not because someone later removed them.

What happened here was that for more or less the first time, I think, the Vatican was faced with a Pope who did a lot of improvisation in his talks. In fact, as a bishop in Vittorio Veneto and Venice, he rarely used written texts, except perhaps for his most important homilies on major occasions. He usually had an outline of what he wanted to say, and went from there. He could give long talks from memory–he had a very impressive, almost photographic memory. In fact, Luciani once wrote an article in Venice in which he admitted: “Most of the time I prepare [my homilies], but I don’t manage to write them down, for lack of time.” (3)

In my study and translation of his writings, I have noted that he often expanded and added material to his sermons and conferences after he gave them. That’s because in Vittorio Veneto and Venice he often had a few weeks’ time before he had to give his works to the diocesan bulletin, which appeared monthly or every two months (Compare this to the Vatican where the Pope’s talks had to appear in L’Osservatore Romano the same day). In Vittorio Veneto and Venice he gave many talks with children that were basically question and answer sessions, and were largely improvised.

Not surprisingly, he kept up the same thing as Pope. That is, he readily delivered his talks in the formal style without change, he even used the Papal “we.” But his audience talks and the Sunday Angelus addressed were different.

In fact Cardinal (then Archbishop) Caprio, who was the sostituto at the Vatican Secretariat of State, recalled how for John Paul I’s first Angelus talk on the day after his election, he asked the Pope for the text to deliver to Osservatore Romano and Vatican Radio, and John Paul casually replied, “I never read my talks, I’m not myself when I do. So that I won’t be tempted to, I only make a few notes.” He nevertheless complied with Caprio’s wishes by writing down what he had said from memory, and when Caprio compared it with the recording made by Vatican Radio, he found they were exactly the same. (4) However, as time went on, as Caprio recalled, John Paul began supplying the written text in advance so it could be published in time in L’Osservatore Romano; he had to get over the habit he had as a bishop.

In fact, you will notice if you watch the video of his Wednesday audiences, you will notice that even when he had a written text, he didn’t speak from the text, but from memory. His secretary, Fr. Lorenzi also sat next to him with the text; Fr. Greeley said he saw the original typescript with the Pope’s last-minute insertions written in the margins. (5)

There was one occasion when there was a major discrepancy in the Pope’s words as his spoke them and in L’Osservatore Romano. This was on August 30, 1978, when John Paul I gave a more personal talk to the cardinals. There was a prepared text, the final version of which was done by someone in the Secretariat of State (the usual practice for Popes), but the Pope wasn’t too happy with the style. The talk was delivered to L’Osservatore Romano at 11:00, just at the Pope began speaking, and the staff immediately began typesetting it for the 3 p.m. edition. Vatican Radio had a hookup ready for the audio feed, in connection with the private Italian station GR2. But then John Paul discarded the prepared text and started speaking extemporaneously. He made all the same points as in the prepared text, just in his own style, as the prepared text was even then being distributed to the journalists in the Vatican press room.

But the Vatican feed did not go through, and only Gr2 was able to record the speech. Journalists listening to GR2’s 12:30 p.m. news broadcast of the recorded talk, began calling up the station demanding, “Just what did you transmit? We don’t have this text!” Vatican radio had to resort to broadcasting the speech from GR2’s recording on the later news at 2:30, even though the completely different text had already been published in L’Osservatore Romano. (6)

This was due more to accident and error than anything. Oddly enough, the Vatican (prepared) version of the talk is still the “official one” and was never replaced by the other in printed compilations of John Paul I’s works, but disdain for the Pope’s simple style was certainly not the reason, since the Vatican paper printed all his other talks in the same style without changes. In fact for the first of the Wednesday audience talks on September 6, for which the Pope once again did not have a written text in advance, L’Osservatore Romano noted, “The Holy Father, John Paul I, improvised a discourse, which we are reproducing as we have taken it from his spoken voice” (dalla sua viva voce). This version, when compared with the recording, is quite exact. (7)

Yallop claimed he Pope’s remarks on drug abuse at his third Wednesday audience were “censored” by the Vatican newspaper. True these remarks weren’t in the official text of his talk as printed in the paper, because once again they were an addition, but all Yallop had to do was to look at the text of the story reporting the audience on the same page; he would have found that not only were the Pope’s remarks on drug abuse reported in full there, but special attention was drawn to them by the headline! (8)

It is true that once in a while there was a discrepancy, as I’ve said, but this was not due to someone changing what the Pope said, but to the Pope himself changing the text. If the papal “we” did not appear in the Pope’s remarks but did later appear in the official version published in L’Osservatore Romano, as did happen, this was not because someone at the Vatican paper changed it to read the way he wanted. The journalists simply printed the official text they were given; it was the Pope himself who made the alterations. I don’t see a single case in John Paul I’s papacy in which anyone in the Vatican deliberately changed anything he said after he said it. Most of all, the substance of his words was never altered.

The Vatican and Pope John Paul I

Most of all, the general impression that the Vatican as a whole disdained John Paul I’s simple style is false. Cardinal Caprio, for instance, told an interviewer who asked what he remembered most fondly about John Paul I, answered: “His audiences. John Paul I was a real catechist, a real pastor. His meetings with the people were a source of joy.” (9) There were differences of opinion, and the sniping monsignori cited by Cornwell certainly existed, but I can’t imagine any Pope for whom there would be no criticism. But I have read almost the whole of the Osservatore Romano coverage of John Paul I’s papacy (I bet Yallop didn’t do that; he never cites dates or page numbers or headlines or anything else that would indicate that he did). The paper was full of praise from beginning to end for the Pope’s simple style. As journalists, the staff of the paper were obviously delighted to have a Pope who for once, provided good copy! As I’ve already previously recorded Luciani’s secretary from Venice, Don Diego Lorenzi, vividly recalled a reporter from the Vatican paper saying to him in wonder, “However did you manage to hide this man from all of humanity for so many years?” (10)

Unfortunately, he remains all too hidden still. But I’m going to make sure it doesn’t always stay this way.

NOTES

(1) Kay Withers, “Pope John Paul I and Birth Control.” America, 24 March 1979, pp. 233 34.

(2 Yallop, In God’s Name, p. 168.

(3) “Pane profetico, pane amaro,” article in Il Gazzettino, February 27, 1971, Opera, 5:171.

(4) Interview with Cardinal Caprio, “E’ stato un vero pastore,” 30 Giorni (September 1993): 42; cf. comments by Caprio in Nicolini, Trentatre Giorni., 3rd ed., p. 134.

(5) Andrew Greeley, The Making of the Popes 1978, p. 170.

(6) Napoli and Marcucci, Giovanni Paolo I: Papa per trentatre giorni (Bologna: Cappelli, 1978), pp. 66-67. A transcription of the Pope’s actual remarks was printed in Lucio D’Orazi, Tre mesi per tre papi (Bologna: Ponte Nuovo, 1983), pp. 337-39.

(7) L’Osservatore Romano, September 7, 1978, p. 1.

(8) L’Osservatore Romano, September 21, 1978, p. 1.

(9) “E’ stato un vero pastore,” p. 42

(10) Diego Lorenzi, “Luciani, una lezione vivente per il mondo,” interview in Gente Veneta, September(?) 2003; this article is online in Italian at www.amicipapaluciani.it/dondiego.htm.

Will the Real Pope John Paul I Please Stand up? (Part II)

Here is the promised part II of the discussion of Lucien Gregoire’s “biography” of Pope John Paul I. At this point, I don’t really feel like writing too much more about Gregoire; this would be to give him much more attention than he deserves. So in this installment, I will talk about the source of some of the claims about John Paul I that have allowed books like his to be written to begin with.

Gregoire’s version of John Paul I’s Teachings as Pope

Gregoire claims that Luciani’s pre-papal works were confiscated by the Vatican after his death. He also claims that the Vatican altered John Paul I’s words as Pope on a massive scale, such as to give a complete different and opposite picture of his beliefs. For instance, here is Gregoire’s account of the programmatic statement of his goals for his papacy, delivered to the cardinals in the Sistine Chapel on August 27, 1978:

We must rise up the courage that is within us and set aside the convictions of our Christian forefathers and together we will muster the strength to lift those restraints that have been unfairly placed upon the everyday lives of so many innocent people by doctrine . . . for God-given human life is infinitely more precious than is man-made doctrine. (1)

Some people, believe it or not, have quoted these to me as Pope John Paul I's actual words. Here, on the other hand, is an excerpt from his actual talk.

Overcoming the internal tensions which may have been created here and there, conquering the temptation to conform themselves to the tastes and customs of the world, as well as the titillation of easy applause, united in the same bond of love that must shape the inner life of the Church, as well as the external forms of its discipline, the faithful must be ready to bear witness to their own faith before the world,. . . the temptation to replace God with the autonomous decision that departs from the moral law is bringing modern men and women to the risk of reducing the earth to a desert, the person to an automaton, and fraternal living together to a planned collectivization, often introducing death where God wants life. (2)

If anyone thinks that Luciani felt that the Church’s doctrines are man-made, they are simply wrong!

The most audacious of all the things that Gregoire has written is his account of John Paul I’s last Wednesday audience on the day before his death, September 27, 1978. He claims that the Pope proclaimed his plans to permit birth control, and said the “Moses had great motive to have lied” when he said he had spoken to God. He also supposedly claimed that when the Church condemned the first test-tube baby, this was a sign that “Mother Church does not know right from wrong.” (3)

Here is a famous excerpt from that talk, which I have already published:

We all remember the great words of the great Pope Paul VI. “The peoples who are hungry are making a dramatic appeal to the peoples who live in opulence. The Church shudders at this cry of anguish and calls on everyone to respond with love to his brother.” (Populorum Progressio, no. 3) And then, here justice is united to love. Because the Pope says, still in Populorum Progressio: “Private property is not a undeniable and absolute right for anyone. No one has the right to be able to make use of his goods exclusively for his own benefit, beyond his need, when others are dying because they have nothing.” (Ibid., no. 22) These are grave words. In the light of these words, we must ask ourselves not only as nations, but as private individuals, especially we who are members of the Church: have we really carried out the plan of Jesus, who has said: “Love your neighbor as yourself”? (4)

here is Gregoire’s version of this passage:

Believe me, one day, we who live in opulence, while so many are dying because they have nothing, will have to answer to Jesus why we have not carried out his order, ‘love thy neighbor as thyself.’
We, the clergy of the Church together with our congregations, who substitute gold and pomp and ceremony in place of Christ’s instruction, who judge our masquerade of singing his praises to be more precious than human life, will have the most to explain.
Remember the great words of Paul VI, ‘It is the inalienable right of man to own property. But it is the right of no man to accumulate wealth beyond he necessary while other men starve to death because they have nothing! (5)

Here is the actual video of the address (the part in question goes from 5:22 to 6:58):

Note that even those parts of Gregoire’s account that are similar to what was actually said have clearly been reworded by the author. For instance, the Pope very clearly says that the right of property is NOT an inalienable right. Even the order of the sentences has been changed (if there were omissions or if the order of the sentences had been done by editing in the Vatican version, there would have been jumps and cuts in the video, so it’s clearly Gregoire who changed it). As for the other parts of Gregoire’s version for which there is no recording, is there any doubt that these are fictional inventions? If we can’t trust Gregoire to give a correct version of the existing tape, can we really trust him to get the transcription of those mysteriously “missing” parts correct?

Gregoire claims that what the Pope really said, at this audience, especially the controversial parts, was published in an AP story that made newspapers worldwide, including the Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. (6). How can it be that I myself have researched the reaction to John Paul I’s papacy in newspapers, both American and from around the world for some 25 years without ever seeing any such story? That’s because none exists! Gregoire’s audacity in regard to his faked sources is incredible.

Father Andrew Greeley was there at that audience where the Pope chatted with Daniele, and recorded his impressions of it in his book The Making of the Popes 1978. Naturally he didn’t mention a word about the Pope’s revolutionary ideas about abolishing the Mosaic law! Not to mention permitting birth control, which Greeley undoubtedly would have favor, and most certainly would have mentioned And, as Greeley recalled, he not only heard the talk, he had a chance to look at John Paul’s own typewritten text. He certainly had a chance to know what he really said.

Gregoire says “The Church’s releases of the event are brief and edit out most of the Daniele dialogue.” (7) This is not only untrue, but completely absurd. The complete written text of all of John Paul’s Wednesday general audience talks was printed in L’Osservatore Romano. It is true that the Vatican didn’t release the whole recording of some them on its various commercial tapes/CDs, because of time limits. (But one seems to have been released on CD now that includes them all; Il Piccolo Catechismo di Giovanni Paolo I, by St. Paul Media and 30 Giorni). That is the sole basis, perhaps, for Gregoire’s wild imaginings. But it’s certainly no excuse for them.

I’m quite certain that Gregoire never listened to a single one of these tapes himself, largely because I’m certain he doesn’t understand Italian. He actually appears to have gotten all of his ideas about the Vatican suppressing the Pope’s words from other authors – principally Yallop – who claimed that the Vatican massively censored John Paul I’s talks while Pope. He also used the published texts of the Pope’s audience talks in English and butchered them in his pursuit of his agenda.

Just last night, I began a discussion over on my YouTube channel with someone who claimed that John Paul I was a truly “open-minded” Pope who was going to make “tremendous changes” in the Church. In answer to my appeal to the facts of his beliefs as asserted in his writings, he /she replied that it didn’t matter what I said, or how many doctrinal statements I listed by Luciani, he and millions of others just knew, based on their “feelings” when they looked at him, that he was the Pope who was going to change it all. Depend on this sort of feeling long enough, and you will get delusions like Gregoire’s.

Other claims of Vatican Censorship of the Pope

So much for Gregoire. Let’s look at the wider issues.

Yallop started all this nonsense about massive Vatican censorship of John Paul I in 1984 by claiming that the Vatican hid or altered his record both before and after he became Pope. Yallop claims that on his election, the Curia snatched up all available copies of Luciani’s pre-papal writings, including his doctoral dissertation and locked them in the Vatican’s secret archives (8) Odd how I was still able to find copies of all those writings scattered over three dioceses without any trouble when I went to Italy seven years later! The first edition of his doctoral dissertation was still in the archives in Belluno, and the Luciani family also had a copy. The revised edition from 1958 was printed in the Opera Omnia in 1989. Everything Yallop said was completely untrue, and has caused enormous damage when it has been repeated and even exaggerated over the years. Gregoire obviously made massive use of Yallop’s work.

Other writers – who also seem to be basing the idea on Yallop, have made similar claims. In Their Kingdom Come: Inside the Secret World of Opus Dei, Paul Hutchison claims that “immediately after [John Paul I's election], a team of trusted priests from the Secretariat of State began cleansing the archives of documents pertaining to the new pope that did not agree with their imagine of the magisterium.” Specifically, the notes for Luciani’s 1965 retreat to priests in Vittorio Veneto were taken because they contained a passage expressing his hopes for a relaxation of the ban on birth control. (9)

There are a number of things wrong with this statement. First, Luciani’s notes for this conference, which was still unpublished at the time of his election, were, like the notes for the rest of his writings, in his personal files, not the diocesan archives. They would have been in the diocesan archives in Venice or Vittorio Veneto only if he left his papers to one of those dioceses in his will; in which case they would have gone there only after his death. Luciani kept his personal collection of notes in various notebooks and agendas.

Second, these personal files were indeed taken from Venice to Rome very shortly after John Paul I’s election, but it was at the Pope’s own request. He entrusted the work to one of his own secretaries, Don Caro Bolzan, who arrived at the Vatican with them on September 2. (10) John Paul I very much wanted to use this notes for his talks as Pope. After he died, these files were returned to his family, as Edoardo Luciani and his wife testified to me personally.

Third, if Vatican officials tried to suppress evidence of this text, they once again did a very poor job. The talk was published from the original typescript transcription of the talk, which had been recorded on audio tape. A copy of this transcript was also in Luciani’s personal files, with corrections in his own hand. The work appeared as Il Buon Samaritano by the Edizioni Messaggero in Padua two years after Luciani’s death in 1980, (11) and republished in the Opera Omnia in 1988-89. Both of these versions the precise passage on birth control cited by Hutchison.

This stuff only makes headway because people seem to just naturally assume that the Vatican censors papal writings. This is especially true for John Paul I, because so many people have this odd habit of reading their own pet ideas into him.

This seems all the more plausible to some because of the repeated claims, even in supposedly reputable authors, that the Vatican “censored” Pope John Paul I’s talks as Pope, and changed his words before they appeared in L’Osservatore Romano. But is it really possible for the Vatican newspaper alter a Pope’s writings without anyone knowing it?

Stay tuned for the third installment.

NOTES

(1) Lucien Gregoire, Murder in the Vatican p. 128.

(2) The original Latin text is from the Acta Apostolica Sedis, LX (1978):691 99; the translation is mine.

(3) Gregoire, Murder in the Vatican, p. 13.

(4) L’Osservatore Romano, September 28, 1978. Once again, the translation of the original Italian text is mine.

(5) Gregoire, Murder in the Vatican, p. 9.

(6) Gregoire,Murder in the Vatican, p. 23.

(7) Gregoire, Murder in the Vatican, p. 16.

(8) Yallop, In God’s Name, p. 147.

(9) Robert Hutchison, Their Kingdom Come: Inside the Secret World of Opus Dei (New York, St. Martin’s Griffin, 2006), p. 247.

(10) Msgr. Carlo Bolzan, I miei vescovi, cardinali, sommi pontefici (Privately published by the author, 1981).

(11) For the history of this text, see Il Buon Samaritano (Padova: Edizioni Messaggero, 1980, introduction.

Dan Brown’s Code Gets Scrambled

A lot of people think Dan Brown’s latest book, The Lost Symbol, is disappointing.

No, seriously. At least some of them (according to the reviews on Amazon) think it’s “anticlimactic” because after all the breathless chasing after secrets, mysteries and hidden coded symbols, it ends up with – the revelation that the true Word is the Bible! The Bible as interpreted by Dan Brown, of course.

This is what I found out so far, anyway. I don’t have time to read the whole thing at this point (if ever). But what I’ve managed to find out is certainly revealing enough. The novel deals with a plot against the Freemasons which Robert Langdon (as always, a kind of stand-in for Brown himself) must thwart, along with the requisite mysteries to solve and secret symbols to decode. But it’s the ending that’s really interesting.

SPOILERS STRAIGHT AHEAD (for anyone who actually cares about the plot)

With the night’s events over, Peter [a Freemason] decides to show Langdon the true Word. He shows Langdon that it is hidden in the cornerstone of the Washington Monument, and that the Word is actually the Bible. Peter reveals that the true Ancient Mystery is in fact the realization that people are not God’s subjects, but in fact possess the capability to be gods themselves. Once they realize this fact, they will open the gateway to a magnificent future. (From the Wikipedia summary)

Wait a minute. Isn’t this the same Bible (at least the New Testament part of it) that Brown described in The Da Vinci Code as a paste-up job by the mean old Emperor Constantine, intended to suppress the truth that Jesus was just a human being and not divine? The Bible that was part of a plot to suppress the sacred feminine?The Bible that was supposed to be so inferior to the ancient Gnostic texts? The same Bible? Really?

Brown doesn’t show any understanding of the Sacred Scriptures, since nothing in the actual Bible would ever lead anyone to think that “people are not God’s subjects.” Jesus does indeed tell us we are to become perfect as his heavenly Father is perfect, but makes it absolutely clear that the only way to achieve this is through obedience to Him.

It’s not clear whether Dan Brown himself actually knows which piece of idiocy he really believes, or if he really believes anything at all. Of course, an author isn’t required to actually believe any theory he has his characters put forth in his books, but this waffling certainly puts the lie to his repeated statements that everything he wrote in The Da Vinci Code is factual, things that he has been actually propagating as a kind of religion.

And many of his acolytes who have been pulled up short in their breathless search of secrets and mysteries that must be so much more interesting than the Christian religion, in their eagerness for more esoteric revelations about the sacred feminine, are annoyed at finding themselves back with – the Bible. What a let-down!

If only they had some understanding of the truth actually revealed there, which is much more exciting than anything Dan Brown has ever put forth.

Par for the course. I’m sure the book is filled with tons of mistakes in geography, history, the nature of the Freemasons and just about anything else you can name.

Now I may be totally unfair to Brown, because I haven’t read the book, only the plot summary and a couple of excerpts, so there may be more to his thoughts than this – but I seriously doubt it. Maybe some of my readers can enlighten me.

I can’t resist just one actual quote:

“I hate to embarrass you, Professor,” the woman said, sounding sheepish, “but you are the Robert Langdon who writes books about symbols and religion, aren’t you?”
Langdon hesitated and then nodded.
“I thought so!” she said, beaming. “My book group read your book about the sacred feminine and the church! What a delicious scandal that one caused! You do enjoy putting the fox in the henhouse!”

Don’t think much of yourself, do you, Dan?

Update: September 18.

In case you’re interested, the secret anagram for The Lost Symbol is MOLEST BY SLOTH. Sounds a lot like Brown’s working method to me.

What’s Your Anagram?

I haven’t done any blogging for quite a while, due to working overtime on editing video, but this is too good not to share. A great little time waster called “Find Your Name’s best Anagram.” You go to the web site, enter a name or word and click on the button. The letters are re-arranged: instant anagram!

When you get tired of trying permutations of your own name, you can go on to the real fun: finding out the truth behind the names of famous people. Here’s some the gang on Mark Shea’s blog (me included) came up with:

Albert Einstein: TEN ELITE BRAINS

Sherlock Holmes: HEH! SMELLS CROOK

Arthur Conan Doyle: CARRY ON, HOUND TALE

Ralph Waldo Emerson: PERSON WHOM ALL READ

Dwight D. Eisenhower: NOW WRITE: HIGH DEEDS

George Washington: WAR ON: HE GETS GOING

Charles Dodgson (Lewis Carroll’s real name): SCHOLAR GODSEND

G. K. Chesterton: THE GENT ROCKS

William Jefferson Clinton: HE JILTS NICE WOMEN. IN FOR FALL

George W Bush: HE GREW BOGUS

Lyndon Baines Johnson: NO NINNY, SO HANDLES JOB

Lee Harvey Oswald: REVEALED: WHO SLAY (I came up with this one)

Osama bin Laden: A DAMN ALIEN S.O.B. (I came up with this one too)

Saddam Hussein: UN’S SAID HE’S MAD (also mine)

Saint Peter: NEAT PRIEST

Mark Twain: AM RANK WIT

Pope John Paul the Second: HAPPEN-SO: THE JOCUND POLE

Richard Dawkins: DISHRACK DARWIN

Harry Potter: TRY HERO PART (I came up with this one)

United States of America”: DINE OUT, TASTE A MAC, FRIES

“Great Britain”: BATTERING IRA

“Los Angeles, California”: SO IF ALL CLEAN AIR’S GONE

And of course:

Dan Brown: NOW BRAND!

I’m laughing so hard I can barely type this. You can join the fun here:

Update: around 11 p. m.

This one is priceless:

United States Supreme Court: SMUTTIER, UP-TO-DATE CENSURES

A couple more that I tried came up with great results:

George Walker Bush: BLUSH, WAR GEEK OGRE! That says it all, I guess.

President Obama: ENTOMB PARADISE

Pope John Paul the First: JESTFUL, HAPPIER PHOTON (a photon is the basic ‘unit’ of light).

Sigh. How true.

You can read more here at Mark’s place.